when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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