There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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