He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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