Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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