love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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