i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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