OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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