There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we're making bets on your personal life
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
