Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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