Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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