Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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