Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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