there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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