Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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