I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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