You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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