He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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