I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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