ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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