dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just googled if crying burns calories
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
