...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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