Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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