yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date