Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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