I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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