You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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