OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You are a genius and a whore.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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