okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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