Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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