Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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