Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
oh god the rape fog is back!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm like, not good at living.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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