I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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