I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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