Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We need to rekindle our bromance
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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