There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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