i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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