You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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