At least make sure they are 18
Why
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
