no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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