i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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