i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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