Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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