it hurts more in the daytime
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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