Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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