I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
then he tried to convert me to islam
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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