I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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