I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves