in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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