You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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