Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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