Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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