Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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