Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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