Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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