I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
one might say we're banned from that church
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
