i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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