you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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